I bet i had breathe in more carbon monoxide in one day than an average smoker does in one month. For the past few days, i am surrounded with smokers day and even night. All of them give out carbon monoxide easily just like someone who have farting problems. Damn them ah.
Those cancer sticks should be banned. Those tobacco plants should not have exist at all. Humans are so extremely clever that suddenly one day, one blessed soul decided to put some tobacco leaves on some paper and then lit it and then suck on it. Ahhh, such a clever invention beside the telephone, lamp and the television. NOT. I bet they made a lot of money. Companies like MALBORO(did i spell it correctly?) should just go bankrupt. After they went bankrupt, the world would definitely be a better place.
Besides, these companies are also so damn stupid. They think by putting gross pictures would scare buyers away but the buyers are not even afraid that it might happen to them. Such arrogant geniuses.
To all potential smokers out there, stay away from me. Or i might just set fire to your butt and let some animal treat you like you are a cigarette. Or maybe just stuff all the tobacco leaves in the world into your frigging rotten chest. Or stick your head into a car's exhaust pipe so that you can inhale all the carbon monoxide and then died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
I feel like having a press conference with Barack Obama and negotiate with him to ask those murderers to stop producing sticks that should belong to the Reaper. Or maybe i should just make trip to the cigarette-making factory and have Chuck Norris bomb it down. Alongside Mas Selamat and Osama Bin Laden.
p.s. i terribly sorry for my rotten language but those smokers deserve it.
and so once again the day is saved thanks to the powerpuff girls!
but even they cannot stop the people of townsville from smoking.
